Misstress Barbara, Norah Jones, Marilyn Manson, FCA & MC Crowface Live at Gudanji, Friday & Saturday night antics and some MP3's that no-one will like.

Take a relaxing week off and what happens. I come back to find that the PR Team have "soiled" the weekly report with over-opinionated claptrap. Sounds familiar! So here's some more...

After last week's highly anticipated launch of The Cheonan Craic, it's been a relatively quiet week for those feisty Webgals. Only two couples so far have offered profiles for the Cheonan Challenge, but with just two weeks to go to the big event, more returned profiles are expected. FCA was honoured to be invited to a Webgals VIP post launch party in Song-Jong-Dong on Friday night, where much wine was consumed. The toilet was practically destroyed by the Cookstown Tyre Slasher in a projectile vomit frenzy that sent Webgal 1 rushing to the LG25 to purchase 7 more bottles of wine in order to avoid the resulting stink. Good on ya girl. The late arrival of the Bronx Beer Monster ensured the partying went well into the night. Unfortunately, the return of the weekly Friday meeting slot didnt quite go according to plan with only a handful of bods showing up at SSan bar in town. However, FCA predicts this will be a great success in the long run and congratulates the Webmaster for laying down the roots for this new meet-up. Saturday night saw some wise Cheonan souls escaping to Seoul for drinking shenanigans whilst back at base, a quiet night in Z Rock for the Webgals posse was evident. Or was it? Reliable sources at the PR dept categorically state that Webgal 2 was the source of some keen attention from several potential replacements for the Moosejaw Love Machine. Ahhh... The price of fame eh? Webgal 1's whereabouts deep into the night also remains unaccounted for. It seems she successfully shook off chasing FCA agents in their attempts to gain an exclusive scandal scoop. No further information is available at this time.

NOTICE BOARD: Fantastic! FCA has another appearance lined up for the Lunar Holiday, appearing at Club Gudanji on Tuesday 8th February. Special guests will include the ever reliable MC Lorr and breakbeat/hip-hop newcomer MC Crowface. FCA will attempt a somewhat more serious set this time around, incorporating some of the delights Stateside, trip-hop, R&B, intelligent techno on the menu. More information will be available on the Cheonan Craic soon.

Up and coming events in Seoul: 2nd Feb: Marilyn Manson, Olympic Hall 12th Feb: Misstress Barbara "Queen of Techno" (GodsKitchen). The Italian born hardhouse and techno knobtwister (no, not those kind of knobs. Mind you, if you take a look at www.02pro.com, you'd want her to.) will be playing Club 0TWO, Hongdae. 5th March: Norah Jones, 7.30pm, Convention Hall, 3rd Floor, CO-EX, Samseong-Dong. More details of this soon on the FCA Report.

MP3 Grooves: Quite a lot this week, some exciting new releases from the USA and UK and a reminder of a simply beautiful record that was mentioned last week. Lazyboy- Police Dog's Bonfire The bizarre title does not reflect this hauntingly beautiful Gaelic style electro dance record. A download must. Commander Tom- Attention (original mix) Ashanti- Only U Kyau vs Albert- Made in Sun Lemon Jelly- The Shouty Track (do these guys know how to make a bad record? Another classic to go along with Stay With You and In the Bath.) Ashlee Simpson- La La (Ha ha! This rocks!!!!) Have a relaxing week Cheonanites.

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